This is an update of a guide to San Francisco originally written for the visiting net.goths attending Convergence 3, back in August, 1997 (Reference ). In practice it seems that it's the people who already live here who find it most interesting, but that's the way it goes.

• Don't go to Fisherman's Wharf
• The other Cable Car.
• Golden Gate Bridge is not in Golden Gate Park
  • Baker Beach
  • The Wave Organ
• The Park
  • Sunday Skating
  • Roses
  • Tea
  • The Carousel
• The Exploratorium
• Weather 'tis nobler to freeze or roast
• Driving for Lunatics and Tourists
• Parking
• Public Transit
  • How to get from Soma to Haight
  • How to get from Soma to the Mission
  • How to get from the Haight to the Castro
  • How to get from Soma to Noe Valley. Maybe
  • Some notes about transit prices
  • Problems after midnight
• The Other Side of the Clock
• Walking
• A scumzoid by any other name
• Once around the neighborhoods
  • The Bart stations along Market.
  • Soma first.
  • Southern Expeditions - The Mission.
  • Western Expeditions - Upper and Lower Haight Street.
  • Western Expeditions - The Upper Market
  • Western Expeditions - The Castro.
  • Northern expeditions - The Cable Car Option.
    The Tenderloin
  • Northern expeditions - North Beach/Chinatown.
  • The far-west - Golden Gate Park, the Exploratorium, Golden Gate Bridge, the Cliffhouse & Sutro bath ruins
  • Noe Valley, for no reason
• Okay, while we're at it, Berkeley
• More transit: Getting in and out
• A few kind words about Oakland
• An overview of SF cuisine
• How you can find out what's going on
• Net-withdrawl
• References to other things
• Odd stuff